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 We are still hunting for desyncs! Please submit your critical logs to cm-issues on [our Discord server](https://discord.com/invite/s5SKBmY).
 
 ## Patch summary
-Forthcoming.
+This massive update to Cosmonarchy brings with it many new features, including:
+- Much improved minimap scaling, c. DarkenedFantasies
+- Preferred colors config option, c. Veeq7
+- A new fledgling game mode, Uprising, commissioned by Btyb
+
+We are also bringing you a myriad of stability and bugfixes, with highlights including:
+- Fewer desyncs and crashes! Thanks for all the reports!
+- Improved AI handling for scenarios with custom layouts (e.g. tutorials), c. Veeq7
+- A fix for decolliding units still being able to process orders, like attack, c. DF
+
+A menagerie of balance adjustments are coming in hot! Here are the big ones:
+- The time costs of Fulcrum addons have dropped, and some tier 1 units have been given some love
+- Key lategame Protoss production is now markedly more expensive
+- The Optecton, Demiurge, and Clarion have received significant changes
+- The Hydralisk has lots its armor penetration, in exchange for the Vorvrokor and Nathrokor gaining 1 armor rend
+
+Lastly, we have loads of improvements to our audiovisuals! Among these are:
+- A whole host of new reads for passives and weapons
+- New models for the Hierophant and Optecton
+- New unit responses for the Patriarch
+- The arrival of the banter system (currently used for Eidolon, Hierophant, and Patriarch)
+
+Cosmonarchy is firmly in the best spot it's ever been, and we intend to keep pushing that milestone further forward! Keep your feedback rolling in as we shift our sights onto team games and singleplayer content for the next little while. GG!
+- Pr0nogo
 
 ## Internals
 - Cleaned up sound randomization, resolving some desyncs
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