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-# 25 March 2023 - prospective patch notes
+# 18 March 2023 - prospective patch notes
 
 ## Designer's Notes
-March Madness has begun! We need YOUR help to test it.
+Reminder: Get CMBW's updater [here](https://mega.nz/folder/r5QXXL6I#eXy7ptVhsa_wJd-AHuPyEg)! Setup instructions are [here](https://www.fraudsclub.com/cosmonarchy-bw/sites/game-setup/)!
 
-## Limits (c. DarkenedFantasies and Veeq7)
-- Unit limit now 4095, from 1700
-- Sprite limit now 8875, from 2500
-- Order limit now 4080
-- Image limit now 16385, from 5000
-- Thingy limit now 2048, from 500
-- Fog of war sprite limit now 2048
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+Note that the editor mpq has recently had its name changed. Adjust your SCMDraft profiles accordingly.
+
+Aside from that: We are targeting improvements to early-game pacing, as well as bringing the strength of later-tier options in line with their costs.
+
+## AI
+- The maxiumum number of production structures AI can build per base has been reduced
+- AI should no longer stack Cagrant Colonies as often, improving base layouts
+
+## UI
+- You can now set player slots to Computers in UMS multiplayer lobbies (c. DarkenedFantasies)
+- You can now switch to forces with Computer players in them (c. DarkenedFantasies)
+
+## Bugfixes
+- Crashes related to null sprites have been safeguarded against (c. Veeq7)
+- Fixed Sundog not being able to attack
+- Queueing structure mutation orders without sufficient resources no longer queues the order (c. Veeq7)
+- Multi-target weapon ranges are now more consistent with single-target weapon ranges (c. Veeq7)
+- Zethrokor and Vorvrokor movement is now consistent per frame
+- Dying refineries now always clear unit statuses correctly (c. Veeq7)
+- Badlands: A rogue low-ground ramp tile for Basilica has been corrected
+- Hierophant reclamation animation no longer throws useful iscript errors
+- Custom trigger objectives no longer show for all human players (c. Veeq7)
+
+## Audiovisuals
+- New sprites:
+	- Vagrant
+- Improved sprites:
+	- Legionnaire (animations)
+- New wireframes: (c. jun3hong)
+	- Skortrith Colony, Spirtith Colony
+
+## Terran
+- [Harakan](https://www.fraudsclub.com/cosmonarchy-bw/show.php?target=terran/harakan):
+	- Armor now 3, from 2
+	- Now moves ~9% faster
+- [Cyprian](https://www.fraudsclub.com/cosmonarchy-bw/show.php?target=terran/cyprian):
+	- Mineral and time costs now 75/22, from 100/20
+- [Goliath](https://www.fraudsclub.com/cosmonarchy-bw/show.php?target=terran/goliath):
+	- HP now 180, from 160
+- [Matador](https://www.fraudsclub.com/cosmonarchy-bw/show.php?target=terran/matador):
+	- Armor now 3, from 2
+- [Centaur](https://www.fraudsclub.com/cosmonarchy-bw/show.php?target=terran/centaur)
+	- Turn rate now 16, from 12
+
+## Protoss
+- [Zealot](https://www.fraudsclub.com/cosmonarchy-bw/show.php?target=protoss/zealot):
+	- Now moves ~12% faster
+- [Legionnaire](https://www.fraudsclub.com/cosmonarchy-bw/show.php?target=protoss/legionnaire):
+	- HP now 60, from 50
+- [Amaranth](https://www.fraudsclub.com/cosmonarchy-bw/show.php?target=protoss/amaranth):
+	- Now moves ~8% faster
+- [Vagrant](https://www.fraudsclub.com/cosmonarchy-bw/show.php?target=protoss/vagrant):
+	- Collision size now larger to match new sprite
+	- Weapon damage now 10, from 6
+	- Weapon cooldown now 0.83, from 0.63
+- [Architect](https://www.fraudsclub.com/cosmonarchy-bw/show.php?target=protoss/architect):
+	- Now moves ~17% faster
+- [Empyrean](https://www.fraudsclub.com/cosmonarchy-bw/show.php?target=protoss/empyrean):
+	- Turn rate now 16, from 20
+- [Crucible](https://www.fraudsclub.com/cosmonarchy-bw/show.php?target=protoss/crucible):
+	- Now a power generator
+
+## Zerg
+- [Alkajelisk](https://www.fraudsclub.com/cosmonarchy-bw/show.php?target=zerg/alkajelisk):
+	- Gas cost now 250, from 350
+	- HP now 400, from 350
+	- Weapon range now 11, from 8
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